The Sass and Snark of Steve Rogers.

the-shires-shadowhunter:

i-would-be-forever-by-your-side:

thehighwayphantom:

gingerbrownies:

Titanic conspiracy exposed



Head canon: Accepted

HOLY SHIT

the-shires-shadowhunter:

i-would-be-forever-by-your-side:

thehighwayphantom:

gingerbrownies:

Titanic conspiracy exposed

image

Head canon: Accepted

HOLY SHIT

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

blackalleykat:

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg

sassyabrahamlincoln:

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

update: i banged him

Unaired SNL Sketch: Nasim Pedrad as Aziz Ansari

endeavorsofthebrokenones:

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

tell me this is bullshit 

endeavorsofthebrokenones:

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

tell me this is bullshit 

lotrlockedwhovian:

systemofadowny:

Take no shit

If only this was a socially acceptable way to deal with assholes in the world today…

wakaflackalypse:

trevenants:

#iconic

this is honestly one of the defining moments of the last decade

legolasskywalker:

Ron Swanson: Therapist.

People casually calling Chris Evans ‘Captain’ is my new favorite thing. [x]

collegehumor:

What might someone find in your belongings? = Seriously, how much sex stuff you got?

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